Act like a man/woman,Think Like a fan....

Its been a long week and considerably slow compared to the weeks before it.....aww well..the weekend is here now and its not a football weekend i am really looking forward too as its International football weekend.Its the only time in the year that you hear about certain countries and their funny names(names i dare not call) but in all its good education.The best thing about International football is that it is the only time a player actually kisses the badge of his jersey and actually means it...As they say, there's no greater privilege and honor playing for your country....

Anyways i don't know if any of you might have read the book,Act like a lady think like a man?And if you don't read, there's a movie about it..act like a man where Steve Harvey has deceived women that there's a blue print in getting the right man with certain questions and actions.and in turn the mans response and answers to all the questions and actions determines if hes the right man for you.I watched the movie,good movie but the funny thing now is that,women out there now are asking certain questions from the movie.My friend went on a date and he was asked particular questions from the movie.......i was laughing at him but i have decided i will use those questions and get some answers from four different dates...dates with Arsenal and Chelsea...hot dates right?First of all i will tell you the particular questions i am picking from the movie...

Question 1-What are your short term goals?(at this point i am laughing already)

Question 2-What are your long term goals?(i wanna go to heaven-still laughing)

And there's a point in the movie where a girl tells the guy,i wont get into a mans car unless he opens the door for me...(what if he rides a bike?).so i got my question 3 and last question from there.

Question 3-Would you compromise on your standards?

so i have put my questions to my dates and these are their answers.....

Date with Arsenal...Answer to Question 1...

To continue to  play entertaining football and try to use our version of tiki taka to out play most of our opponents.And we hope to reduce Olivier Girouds allergy to goal scoring and get it to a good level as we finally did for Gervinho.

Answer to Question 2...

Over the years we have produced quality players.We see potential in young players and make them recognizable by other clubs and of-course the world.We have had issues with keeping our key and good players,so we hope to continue to produce these good players,end our trophy drought so the man that keeps the trophy cabinet clean can keep his job.

Answer to Question 3...

All we can say to that is,in Arsene we trust...year in year out we have kept our standards by qualifying for the champions league and finishing with financial profit..and when we win a trophy,it willa step up in our standard.

Date with Chelsea...Answer to Question 1...

We aim to mix our tough muscle playing football with flare and entertaining football.With recent buys like Hazard and Oscar....we are producing good football for our fans.and we are hoping to get hypnosis for Fernando Torres and make him believe he is still playing for Liverpool against Manchester United for every game.That way he can score lots of goals

Answer to Question 2...

With steady flow of the Russians money,we hope to be the top team in London for years to come by first of all breaking Arsenals record of premier league titles,getting rid of Mikel Obi and using skill instead of luck(yes we worked hard as well) to win the Champions League.

Answer to Question 3...

Ask Ashley Cole and John Terry....we will create new standards every season..whether we will compromise on it....only time will tell.

From this,i don't know if i will get to date any of them again or if they will want to date me but i am happy i did get to date them...in sometime to come,i will date the two Manchester clubs and see the answers to those questions.till then act like a fan and just think...

In more words to come..Sabi Boi..